It's how you get things done around here.

I had a job to do.  Havanna was having an emotional train wreck kind of day, and it seemed like nothing could soothe her.  I tried cookies.  I tried go-gurts.  I put her on the trampline.  I gave her a dolly.  Finally, I just strapped her on my back and got back to work.  This house is dirty, and I'm about to clean things up a bit.  Last weekend I discovered THE PRESSURE WASHER.  I called Nick and told him I've found my calling in life once the kids are grown and gone.  I. Love. To. Clean.  Well, I like to clean when it's easy, and when it's such an obvious change from yuck to amazing when you've finished.  I took to spraying the front porch... a bit over eager, I must now go touch up paint where the paint was sprayed off.  It's THAT powerful.  I love it.  I sprayed down the play structures, which now look brand new.  I'll be buying dirty plastic structures at yard sales now for the sole challenge of making them look new again with this handy tool.  Most importantly, I have destroyed about 90% of all spiderwebs around the house.  I can sleep much more soundly tonight, ladies and gentlemen.  Go build your nasty webs elsewhere!